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It Is More Important To Be Free Than To Be Happy.

Certainly That Sputterless Little Candleflame Of The Mediocre Mind Known As 'common Sense' Has Never Produced Anything Worth Celebrating.

Of Course I'm Inconsistent! Only Logicians And Cretins Are Consistent!

I Don't Want To Give The Impression That I Hold Daily Conversations With My Household Appliances, Although My Toaster Is As Old As Drew Barrymore And Almost As Talented.

There's No Point In Saving The World If It Means Losing The Moon.