Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is

We Often Suffer More From Our Fears, Than From The Dangers Of Our Situation.

Scientists Believe They May Have Discovered A Primitive Form Of Life On Jupiter's Moon Europa. That Primitive Form Of Life? You Guessed It, Frank Stallone.

I've Been Offered Political Shows Before, And I Don't Know Anything About Politics And I Feel Uncomfortable Making Political Opinions - There's Consequences To Them. I Often Think I'm Wrong, So I Really Don't Like Getting In Political Or Religious Discussions Because Of The Giant Possibility That I Might Be Wrong.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies, Have No Enemies To Love.