Rear, N. In American Military Matters, That

Material, Adj. Having An Actual Existence, As Distinguished From An Imaginary One. Important.

Patriotism, N. Combustible Rubbish Ready To The Torch Of Any One Ambitious To Illuminate His Name. In Dr. Johnson's Famous Dictionary Patriotism Is Defined As The Last Resort Of A Scoundrel. With All Due Respect To An Enlightened But Inferior Lexicographer I Beg To Submit It Is The First.

Appetite, N. An Instinct Thoughtfully Implanted By Providence As A Solution To The Labor Question.

Novel, N. A Short Story Padded.

A Revolution Is A Violent Change Of Mismanagement.