Really, It's Only Been Since The '70s

If You Live In Ohio And You Don't Wear Scarlet And Gray Now, You're An Oddball. And It Used To Be That You Could Go Around Town Even In Columbus And See A Bunch Of People In Michigan Shirts ... And That's Horrible, Isn't It?.

Well, I've Lost My Wife. I've Lost My Job. I've Lost 20 Minutes Of My Life! Damn The Decaf.

It Takes So Long To Put A Movie Into Production And Finish It That Anyone With A Bad Idea Has Time To Give It To You Before The Movie Is Completed.

Isn't The Essential Pillar Of Catholicism Papal Infallibility? Well, Then How Can The Church Ever Change Its Mind About Anything Unless God Gets Confused One Day? Not All Religions Claim The Direct Authority Of God Speaking To Their Leader. You Know, I'm An Atheist, But I'm A Puritan Atheist.

Stand-up Comedy And Poverty. Those Were My Two Main Endeavors.