Really, I Don't Know What I'd Do

If I Had A Chance To Do Things Over Again, I Might Not Start Singing. It Was My Husband Doolittle's Idea. He Pushed Me Out There, The Booger. And I'm Out There Now, So I Might As Well Make The Best Of It.

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

Who Wants To Be Married To A Grandfather?

If I Found Out Some Gal Was Trying To Steal My Guy, I'd Want To Give Her A Black Eye! Instead, I Wrote This Song. At The Time I Was Writing Each Song [on This Album], You Could Figure Out The Frame Of Mind I Was In By Listening Closely. With Every Song I've Ever Recorded, I'm In It. I Wouldn't Write About It If I Wasn't In It.

My Attitude Toward Men Who Mess Around Is Simple: If You Find 'em, Kill 'em.