Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls

I Want Every Girl In The World To Pick Up A Guitar And Start Screaming.

But I Always Wound Up Being The Damn John, When I Wanted To Be The Paul.

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.

I Surrounded Myself With Women When I Was Growing Up Because I Had This Horrible Psycho Father. Now I'm Trying To Really Appreciate And Like Men More.

I'm Not A Theater Rat, So I Never Got A Theatrical Agent And Did A Play. I Came Really Close Though.