Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.

Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged Judgmental.

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Suffer Culture Shock Without Leaving Home.

In Mississippi The Important Thing Is Hooch, Not Bar Equipment.

Updike's Style Is An Exquisite Blend Of Melville And Austen: Reading Him Is Like Cutting Through Whale Blubber With Embroidery Scissors.

I'm For Prayer In The Schools Because Ritual And Ceremony Are Calming And Civilizing, And The Little Fartlings Should Be Tamped Down Whenever Possible.