Ready When You Are, Sergeant Pempbry.

Because It's His Bad Luck To Be The Best.

When You Feel Strain, Keep Your Mouth Shut If You Can.

I'm Doing One Of Three Things: I'm Writing. I'm Staring Out The Window. Or I'm Writhing On The Floor.

Life's Too Slippery For Books, Clarice; Anger Appears As Lust, Lupus Presents As Hives.

I Love Myself That Much And I Will Never Apologize To You.