Put Me On Solid Ground And I'll

You Know, I'm Almost Out Of The Habit Of Watching Episodic Television Now.

I've Been Talking About Retiring For Years. It's My Standard Answer To The Question, 'what Are Your Future Plans?' The Truth Is, I'll Always Want To Do Things That Are Worthwhile Or Fun.

I Wanted To Be Stan Laurel, Then I Wanted To Be Fred Astaire And Then Captain Kangaroo. I Actually Started Out As A Radio Announcer When I Was 17 And Never Left The Business So That's Literally 70 Years.

I've Had A Lot Of Writers, In Particular, Who Said They Got Into Writing Because Of The 'van Dyke Show.' They Said It Looked Like Fun.

As Wonderful As They Were, My Parents Didn't Teach Me Anything About Self-discipline, Concentration, Patience, Or Focus. If I Hadn't Had A Family Myself, I Probably Never Would've Done Anything. Marriage Taught Me Responsibility.