Public Transportation Is For Jerks And Lesbians.

Do My Worst, Eh? Smithers, Release The Robotic Richard Simmons." --mr. Burns

Well, Most Grown-ups Forget What It Was Like To Be A Kid. I Vowed That I Would Never Forget.

It's Not Easy To Juggle A Pregnant Wife And A Troubled Child, But Somehow I Managed To Fit In Eight Hours Of Tv A Day.

My Father Was A Really Sharp Cartoonist And Filmmaker. He Used To Tape-record The Family Surreptitiously, Either While We Were Driving Around Or At Dinner, And In 1963 He And I Made Up A Story About A Brother And A Sister, Lisa And Matt, Having An Adventure Out In The Woods With Animals.

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson