Ps. I Am Pretty Certain Beyonce Doesn't

Even To Survive And Have Everyone In Good Health Now Is Really Precious. Bands Half Our Age Don't Even Get That Lucky Sometimes. It's Good To Practice Gratitude, As They Say. I Used To Be So Ungracious, I Wasn't Even Aware That I Should Be Feeling Grateful! Now I Actually Try And Put It Into My Daily Thought: Be Grateful. It's Not Always So Easy.

If Jennifer Lopez Could Write Songs Like Fiona Apple's, She Wouldn't Have To Spend So Many Hours At The Gym.

Mozart Was A Punk, Which People Seem To Forget. He Was A Naughty, Naughty Boy.

If You Have Any Opinions At All Or If You're Even Remotely Verbal Then They're Going To Call You Fiery.

A Lot Of Celebrities Just Want Money, Fame, Power, Fancy Cars, Houses All Over The World And Have People Bow Down To Them. To Me, That's Frightful Behaviour.