Prudence Suspects That Happiness Is A Bait

Carnal Knowledge Is As Forgettable As The Other Kinds.

To Be Thoroughly Modern, An Aphorism Should Trail Off Vaguely Rather Than Coming To A Point.

Striving Toward A Goal Puts A More Pleasing Construction On Our Advance Toward Death.

Inevitably, Almost Everything We Say Is Either Quotation Or Paraphrase.

As A Comforter, Philosophy Cannot Compete With A Good Dinner.