Progress Is The Mother Of Problems.

Grey Is A Colour That Always Seems On The Eve Of Changing To Some Other Colour.

One Elephant Having A Trunk Was Odd; But All Elephants Having Trunks Looked Like A Plot.

Adventure Is The Champagne Of Life, But I Prefer My Champagne And My Adventures Dry.

If A Man Does Not Talk To Himself, It Is Because He Is Not Worth Talking To.

How You Think When You Lose Determines How Long It Will Be Until You Win.