Procrastination Makes Easy Things Hard, Hard Things

The Tragic Hero Prefers Death To Prudence. The Comedian Prefers Playing Tricks To Winning. Only The Villain Really Plays To Win.

People Are Reluctant To Cite Boredom As Grounds For Divorce.

Procrastination And Impatience Form A System Of Checks And Balances.

Sometimes I Dread Loneliness More Than Bores. Other Times, The Reverse.

The Beginning, Middle, And End Are Parodied, Reversed, And Hidden By Modernism, But Not Abandoned.