Procrastinate Now, Don't Put It Off.

I Would Rather Be The Good Aunt Who Never Says Anything Bad And Lets The Parents Discipline The Child.

Honestly, I Would Eat Cardboard Rather Than Go Back To Eating Animals.

Who Needs Sleep? I Laugh In The Face Of Sleep!

What You Look Like On The Outside Is Not What Makes You Cool At All. I Mean, I Had A Mullet And Wore Parachute Pants For A Long, Long Time, And I'm Doin' Okay.

When Life Gives You Lemons....they Could Really Be Oranges.