Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

Chastity Is Curable, If Detected Early.

If You Aren't Failing Every Now And Then, You're Probably Playing It Too Safe.

I'd Always Wanted To Be A Dramatic. Comedy Comes More Naturally To Me. I Can Do It With More Facility. So I Feel More Comfortable With It.