Priests, Magistrates And Ladies Never Quite Take

Any Man, However Blase Or Depraved, Finds His Love Kindled Anew When He Sees Himself Threatened By A Rival.

A Girl Fresh From A Boarding School May Perhaps Be A Virgin But No! She Is Never Chaste.

Heaven Should Be Kind To Stupid People, For No One Else Can Be Consistently.

Old Maids, Having Never Bent Their Temper Or Their Lives To Other Lives And Other Tempers, As Woman's Destiny Requires, Have For The Most Part A Mania For Making Everything About Them Bend To Them.

Most Geometricians, Chemists, Mathematicians, And Great Scientists Submit Religion To Reason Only To Discover A Problem As Unsolvable As That Of Squaring A Circle.