President Reagan's One-liners Were Terrific.

The Promise Of Our Country Is That The Rules Are Fair. If You Work Hard And Play By The Rules, You Can Earn Your Share Of America's Blessings. Those Are The Beliefs I Learned From My Parents.

If Obama Was A White Man, He Would Not Be In This Position.

The Public Is Entitled To Know Whether Or Not I Am Married To Jack The Ripper.

If Obama Was A White Man, He Would Not Be In This Position. And If He Was A Woman, He Would Not Be In This Position. He Happens To Be Very Lucky To Be Who He Is. And The Country Is Caught Up In The Concept.

If You Ask Me A Question, Don't Tell Me What The Question Is In Advance, 'cause I'd Rather Not Know.