Presents, I Often Say, Endear Absents.

Philanthropy, Like Charity, Must Begin At Home.

Since All The Maids Are Good And Lovable, From Whence Come The Bad Wives?

Asparagus Inspires Gentle Thoughts.

Of All Sound Of All Bells... Most Solemn And Touching Is The Peal Which Rings Out The Old Year.

't Is Sweet To Think That Where'er We Rove We Are Sure To Find Something Blissful And Dear; And That When We 're Far From The Lips We Love, We 've But To Make Love To The Lips We Are Near.