Prayers Without Wine Are Perfectly Pointless.

If A Man Owes Me Money, I Never Seem To Forget. But If I Do The Owing, I Somehow Never Remember.

Men Of Sense Often Learn From Their Enemies. It Is From Their Foes, Not Their Friends, That Cities Learn The Lesson Of Building High Walls And Ships Of War.

To Win The People, Always Cook Them Some Savoury That Pleases Them.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?

No Man Is Really Honest; None Of Us Is Above The Influence Of Gain.