Poop Humor Is Fun. If You Do

My First Review For The Tv Movie The Bionic Showdown Said I Was As Interesting As A Bus Ride.

The Hollywood I Know Has Allowed Me The Opportunity After Opportunity To Keep Doing New Things And Not Send Me Out To Pasture. I Don't Want To Go To Pasture. It's Cold. I'm Allergic To Grass. And The Cows Are Mean.

I've Been Trying To Find The Word That Says What I Need To Be In Life. 'brave' Is The Only Word. It's The Only Thing That I Ask Myself To Be.

The Joke Or The Pratfall Is Easy For Me To Do.

I'm Always In This Shape, That Shape, Whatever Shape You Like The Most. I Am Always In Various Stages Of Shapes. If The Woman Needs To Be More Soft I'll Gain Weight And Then I'll Lose Weight For Another Film That I Did Where I Wanted Her To Be More Wiry. I Enjoy Using My Body As Something That Helps Me Get To A Character.