Politics Is Still The No. 1 Sport

On My Football Field, I Know What Bliss Is. My Team Cuddles More Than The Missus. We Won't Inject Drugs, Just Oodles Of Hugs. I Warm Up My Team With Some Kisses.

A Journalist Enjoys A Privileged Position. In Exchange For Not Being Able To Participate In The Rough-and-tumble Issues Of A Community, We Are Given License To Observe It All, Based On The Understanding That We'll Tell Everyone What Happens Fairly And Squarely. That's Harder Than It Sounds.

I Think I'm So Old I'm In. We Call It The 'tony Bennett Syndrome.' For Some Reason, Young People Think I'm Cool.

Movie Stars And Singers Never Fully Pass Away Because Their Images Are Replayed On Film And Recordings, Over And Over.

Frontline' Does 10 News Shows A Year, So One A Week Is Quite An Undertaking.