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I Propose Getting Rid Of Conventional Armaments And Replacing Them With Reasonably Priced Hydrogen Bombs That Will Be Distributed Equally Throughout The World.

His Excellency, President For Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, Vc, Dso, Mc, Lord Of All The Beasts Of The Earth And Fishes Of The Seas And Conqueror Of The British Empire In Africa In General And Uganda In Particular.

Your Experience Will Be A Lesson To All Of Us Men To Be Careful Not To Marry Ladies In Very High Positions.

Germany Is The Place Where When Hitler Was The Prime Minister And Supreme Commander, He Burned Over Six Million Jews. This Is Because Hitler And All German People Knew That Israelis Are Not People Who Are Working In The Interest Of The World And That Is Why They Burned The Israelis Alive With Gas In The Soil Of Germany.

The Problem With Me Is That I Am Fifty Or One Hundred Years Ahead Of My Time. My Speed Is Very Fast. Some Ministers Have Had To Drop Out Of My Government Because They Could Not Keep Up.