Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.

I Figure I Wrote 37 Songs In 20 Years, And That's Not Exactly A Full-time Job. It Wasn't That I Was Writing And Writing And Writing And Quit.

I Wish People Who Have Trouble Communicating Would Just Shut Up.

"life Is Like A Sewer - What You Get Out Of It Depends On What You Put Into It." It's Always Seemed To Me That This Is Precisely The Sort Of Dynamic, Positive Thinking That We So Desperately Need Today In These Trying Times Of Crisis And Universal Brouhaha.