Political Correctness Is Driving Machismo Underground And

Taste Refers To The Past, Imagination To The Future.

Skepticism Does Not Preserve Us From Foolhardy Deeds.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

Laughing At Our Friends, We Avenge The Disappointment They Have Caused.

Self-sacrifice Usually Contains An Unspoken Demand For Payment.