Poetry Might Be Defined As The Clear

Civilizations Should Be Measured By The Degree Of Diversity Attained And The Degree Of Unity Retained.

In Times Of Joy, All Of Us Wished We Possessed A Tail We Could Wag.

Proper Names Are Poetry In The Raw. Like All Poetry They Are Untranslatable.

Most People Enjoy The Sight Of Their Own Handwriting As They Enjoy The Smell Of Their Own Farts.

Rhymes, Meters, Stanza Forms, Etc., Are Like Servants. If The Master Is Fair Enough To Win Their Affection And Firm Enough To Command Their Respect, The Result Is An Orderly Happy Household. If He Is Too Tyrannical, They Give Notice; If He Lacks Authority, They Become Slovenly, Impertinent, Drunk And Dishonest.