Pleasure Of Love Lasts But A Moment,

Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

Sex Is God's Joke On Human Beings.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.

The Best Time I Ever Had With Joan Crawford Was When I Pushed Her Down The Stairs In Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

I Want To Die With My High Heels On, Still In Action.