Please Give Me Fifty More Years Of

I Always Do Book Signings With The Same Blue Pen. That Way, If I Add A Personalised Message To A Book I've Already Signed, It'll Be In The Same Colour As My Signature.

I Was On The Verge Of Tears, So I Turned And Ran Past The Trailer And Along The Field Road Until I Was Safely Out Of Their Sight. Then I Ducked Into The Cotton And Waited For Friendly Voices. I Sat On The Hot Ground, Surrounded By Stalks Four Feet Tall, And I Cried, Something I Really Hated To Do.

Critics Should Find Meaningful Work.

It's Amazing How Lies Grow. You Start With A Small One That Seems Easy To Cover, Then You Get Boxed In And Tell Another One. Then Another. People Believe You At First, Then They Act Upon Your Lies, And You Catch Yourself Wishing You'd Simply Told The Truth.

Every Morning I Wake At 6am Or 6.30am, Champing At The Bit.