Please Excuse Jason From Eternal Damnation. He

I Tried To Smile Like I Wasn't About To Die.

Carter Pulled Out Several Lengths Of Brown Twine, A Small Ebony Cat Statue, And A Thick Roll Of Paper. No, Not Paper. Papyrus. I Remember Dad Explaining How The Egyptians Made It From A River Plant Because They Never Invented Paper. The Stuff Was So Thick And Rough, It Made Me Wonder If The Poor Egyptians Had Had To Use Toilet Papyrus. If So, No Wonder They Walked Sideways.

I Frowned. “you Mean Set’s Got, Like, Other Evil Gods On Speed Dial?

We’re Burning,” Sadie Pointed Out Helpfully. “noticed!” I Yelled Back.

Dealing With Any Man Means Dealing With Multiple Personalities.