Please Call Me Eddie If It Will

Assumptions Are What We Don't Know We Are Making

If I Were Not An Atheist, I Think I Would Have To Be A Catholic Because If It Wasn't The Forces Of Natural Selection That Designed Fish, It Must Have Been An Italian.

A Nerd Is Someone Who Uses A Telephone To Talk To Other People About Telephones.

A Life That Is Burdened With Expectations Is A Heavy Life. Its Fruit Is Sorrow And Disappointment.

I Find That Writing Is A Constant Battle With Exactly The Same Problems You've Always Had.