Pity Those Whom Nature Abuses, Never Those

Conscience Has No More To Do With Gallantry Than It Has With Politics.

In All Cases Of Slander Currency, Whenever The Forger Of The Lie Is Not To Be Found, The Injured Parties Should Have A Right To Come On Any Of The Indorsers.

Nay, But Jack, Such Eyes! Such Eyes! So Innocently Wild! So Bashfully Irresolute! Not A Glance But Speaks And Kindles Some Thought Of Love! Then, Jack, Her Cheeks! Her Cheeks, Jack! So Deeply Blushing At The Insinuations Of Her Tell-tale Eyes! Then, Jack, Her Lips! O, Jack, Lips Smiling At Their Own Discretion! And, If Not Smiling, More Sweetly Pouting - More Lovely In Sullenness! Then, Jack, Her Neck! O, Jack, Jack!

The Most Threatened Group In Human Societies As In Animal Societies Is The Unmated Male: The Unmated Male Is More Likely To Wind Up In Prison Or In An Asylum Or Dead Than His Mated Counterpart. He Is Less Likely To Be Promoted At Work And He Is Considered A Poor Credit Risk.

If I Reprehend Anything In This World, It Is The Use Of My Oracular Tongue, And A Nice Derangement Of Epitaphs!