Pity Is Love In Undress.

As Far As Your Self-control Goes, As Far Goes Your Freedom.

Consider Once Before You Give, Twice Before You Receive, And A Thousand Times Before You Ask.

Oh Happy Pessimists! What A Joy It Is To Them To Be Able To Prove Again And Again That There Is No Joy.

Fear Not Those Who Argue But Those Who Dodge.

That Bad Manners Are So Prevalent In The World Is The Fault Of Good Manners.