Pity Is Easy, But It Is Difficult

If After Two Weeks You Still Can't Write Your Middle-eight, The Best Course Of Action Is To See A Psychiatrist

Hey, Is That You Elvis? I Wanna Speak To The Colonel. Jump To It, You Mother.

My Girlfriend's Packed Her Bags And Moved Out To Another Town, She Couldn't Stand The Boredom When The Video Broke Down.

I'd Really Like To Change The World And Save It From The Mess It's In. I'm So Weak, I'm So Thin, I Want To Fly, But I Can't Even Swim.

Underneath That Rude Exterior, You've Got A Heart Of Gold.