Piracy Doesn't Kill Music, Boy Bands Do.

Animals Are Not Here For Us To Do As We Please With. We Are Not Their Superiors, We Are Their Equals. We Are Their Family. Be Kind To Them.

People Confuse The Subject Of The Joke With The Target Of The Joke, And They're Very Rarely The Same.

Sometimes I'll Be Confident And Go Into A Shop And Say, "hello, Yeah, All Right," And Then The Next Day, If Someone Looks At Me Or Talks To Me, I Just Don't Know What To Do. If You're Walking Down The Street With A Baseball Cap, You Might Be Fine. But If You're In A Pub And You See Someone Look At You, You Think The Worst Thing In The World Now Is If They Come Over. It's A Really Weird Feeling.

I Can't Stand It. I Can't Stand Someone Being Embarrassed. I Don't Know Why. If Someone Slips Over And The First Thing They Do Is Look Around, I Pretend I Haven't Seen It.

You Won't Burn In Hell. But Be Nice Anyway.