Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

I Think People Would Live A Bit Longer If They Didn't Know How Old They Were. Age Puts Restrictions On Things.

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?