Philosophy Likes To Keen Common Sense On

Self-reform Is The Only Kind That Works.

Sometimes The Only Way To Become Grounded Is To Hit Bottom.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

The Ironies In The Commonplace Are My Inspiration And Delight.

I Am Invigorated By Work, Wasted By Pleasure.