Petting Is The Study Of The Anatomy

God Knows I've Got So Many Frailties Myself, I Ought To Be Able To Understand And Forgive Them In Others. But I Don't.

I Was Lazy. I Would Have Been A Hell Of A Lot Better Actress Had I Taken It More Seriously. I Never Had The Proper Respect For Acting. Quite Often, I Learned My Lines On The Way To The Studio.

And The News Got Worse. It Appeared That There Was This Whole Other Person Jesus Christ Whose Birthday A Lot Of People Tended To Confuse With Mine. I Was Personally Outraged. It Was A Long Time Before I Forgave The Lord For That.

Because I Was Promoted As A Sort Of A Siren And Played All Those Sexy Broads, People Made The Mistake Of Thinking I Was Like That Off The Screen. They Couldn't Have Been More Wrong

After My Screen Test, The Director Clapped His Hands Gleefully And Yelled: “she Can't Talk! She Can't Act! She's Sensational!”