Peter Pan, Prepare To Meet Thy Doom.

There's A Rebirth That Goes On With Us Continuously As Human Beings. I Don't Understand, Personally, How You Can Be Bored. I Can Understand How You Can Be Depressed, But I Just Don't Understand Boredom.

This Is Not A Movie About Smelling The Urine! It's Another Kind Of Movie." Volker Schlöndorff Got Billy Wilder To Agree To These Conversations - You Can Buy It - Because Volker Spoke German At Times. And He Said To Billy Wilder: "what Is In Your Mind?" And He Said: "if You're Going To Try To Tell The Truth To The Audience, You'd Better Be Funny Or They'll Kill You." And I Haven't Forgotten That.

In Terms Of The Stars, The Only Ones I Cast Were Billy Connolly And Pauline Collins. I Was In Los Angeles Working And A Lot Of This Took Place On The Telephone. I'd Met Maggie [smith] Once And I'd Come Back-stage, Which I'm Usually Loathe To Do Because As An Actor You Don't Want People Coming Back Because You Want To Get Home [laughs].

That's What We're All Looking For, The Place Where The Work Leads Us.

We All Believe What We Read. I Read How Tom Cruise And I Were Two Big Egos Holding Up Shooting. I Know That Isn't True - But If I Wasn't Making A Movie With Him And I Just Picked Up The Paper, I'd Believe It. That's Interesting, Isn't It?