Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.

The Best Way To Spread Christmas Cheer Is Singing Loud For All To Hear!

Often Times I'm Confronted With A Quote That I Don't Remember Saying. So, On One Hand It's Very Flattering, It Is Just So Surreal.

I'm A Selective Pack Rat. There's Some Things I Have No Problem Getting Rid Of And Others I Hold Onto Dearly.

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.