Perhaps This Is An Age When Men

Truth Is What Every Man Sees Lurking At The Bottom Of His Own Soul, Like The Oyster Shell Housewives Put In The Kitchen Kettle To Collect The Lime From The Water. By And By Each Man's Iridescent Oyster Shell Of Truth Becomes Coated With The Lime Of Prejudice And Hearsay.

A Human Being: An Ingenious Assembly Of Portable Plumbing.

The Trouble With Wedlock Is That There's Not Enough Wed And Too Much Lock.

A Critic Is A Gong At A Railroad Crossing Clanging Loudly And Vainly As The Train Goes By.

One Of The Penalties Of Being A Human Being Is Other Human Beings.