Perhaps The Truth Is That Heavy Literature

Twitter. It's Not A Good Sound, Is It? If It Were Worth Doing, There Would Be A Better Word For It.

Twiddle-twiddle Away At My Softly Clicky Keyboard For A While, Making Twiddly Adjustments All Along- And Then Print What I Have Twiddled. Glare At The Printout And Snarl And Curse And Scribble Almost Illegibly All Over It With A Ballpoint Pen. Go Back To The Machine And Enter The Scribbles. Repeat This Procedure Until I Hate The Very Meaning Of Every Word I Know.

It Was Easy To Make Fun Of Bush, But It Was Sort Of Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel And It Didn't Really Feel All That Good Because It Was So Easy To Do. I Would Much Rather Live Under A Thoughtful President. Even If It Makes It Harder To Be Funny About Politics, It Makes It More Interesting To Be Funny About Politics.

Even Intellectuals Should Have Learned By Now That Objective Rationality Is Not The Default Position Of The Human Mind, Much Less The Bedrock Of Human Affairs.

An Author Is A Person Who Can Never Take Innocent Pleasure In Visiting A Bookstore Again.