Perhaps I'm Too Saucy Or Provoking?

If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm. Beer Is Living Proof That God Loves Us And Wants To See Us Happy.

Wealth And Content Are Not Always Bed-fellows.

The World Is Full Of Fools And Faint Hearts; And Yet Everyone Has Courage Enough To Bear The Misfortunes, And Wisdom Enough To Manage The Affairs, Of His Neighbor.

Chess Teaches Foresight, By Having To Plan Ahead; Vigilance, By Having To Keep Watch Over The Whole Chess Board; Caution, By Having To Restrain Ourselves From Making Hasty Moves; And Finally, We Learn From Chess The Greatest Maxim In Life - That Even When Everything Seems To Be Going Badly For Us We Should Not Lose Heart, But Always Hoping For A Change For The Better, Steadfastly Continue Searching For The Solutions To Our Problems.

Many Dishes Many Diseases, Many Medicines Few Cures.