Perfect Preparation Prevents Piss-poor Performance.

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.

I Don't Like Nice People. I Like Tough, Honest People.

Without Winners, There Would Be No Civilization.

The Players Fire The Coach, And As Long As I'm On The Same Wavelength With Them, I Can Coach As Long As I Want To.