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I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

I Did Everything When I Started. In Miami I Did News, I Did Weather, I Did Sports, I Did Disk-jockeying. And I Did A Sports Talk Show Every Week - Every Saturday Night.

If I'm Going To Learn, I Must Do It By Listening.

You Make Your Own Luck. Luck Is The Residue Of Design.

I Remind Myself Every Morning: Nothing I Say This Day Will Teach Me Anything. So If I'm Going To Learn, I Must Do It By Listening.