People Who Want To Be Famous Are

You Are The Only Person You Can Actually Change

If You're Given A Choice Between Money And Sex Appeal, Take The Money. As You Get Older, The Money Will Become Your Sex Appeal.

If You Need A Helping Hand, You Can Find One At The End Of Your Arm.

Life Is Very Hard, Isn't It? It Does Kill You, After All.

Sometimes I Wonder If Men And Women Really Suit Each Other. Perhaps They Should Live Next Door And Just Visit Now And Then.