People Who Text A Lot Are Not

My Family Is Well, And That's What's Important.

I Don't Mind If Somebody Texts Me But I'm Not A Big Texter, The Things Are Too Small. I Don't Mind If They Text, '7 O'clock,' That's Fine, That's Logistics But, 'what's Up?' Get Real! Pick Up A Phone!

You Had To Learn At A Certain Age What Sarcasm Is, You Know?

We All Used To Collect Baseball Cards That Came With Bubble Gum. You Could Never Get The Smell Of Gum Off Your Cards, But You Kept Your Yankees Cards Pristine.

I Have A Strange Combination Of Fearlessness And Massive Insecurity.