People Who Stare Deserve The Looks They

It's Never A Good Deal When Only One Party Thinks It Is.

Making Mistakes Is Human ... Repeating 'em Is Too.

Compliment Others On The Virtues They Have; And They're Not Half As Pleased As Being Complimented For The Ones They Don't Have.

I Was Loaded With Sheer Ability, Spelled I-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.

How In Heck Are They Handling Their Surplus Population In Hell These Days? Maybe By The Time You And I Are In The Queue There Won't Be Room For Us.