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People Who Get Up Early In The Morning Cause War, Death And Famine.

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If It Doesn’t Matter, Get Rid Of It. If You Can’t Get Rid Of It, It Matters.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.