People Who Fail, Excel At Avoiding Opportunity.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.

I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent What Every Guy Wants And Needs.

If You're A Guy, You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On At Any Time In The Relationship, Ever. Here's What You Know: You Know When You're Getting Laid, And You Know When It's All Over. Those Are The Only Two Things You're Aware Of.

Honestly, I've Always Had Difficulty Relaxing, Unwinding And Going To Bed - That Kind Of Stuff.

I'm Not Comically Oriented. I Get Angry And I Start Complaining And Then People Start Laughing. I Don't Even Want Them To Laugh Half The Time.