People Want To Give Advice But Can't

There Is A Lot Of Kissing In 'boeing-boeing.' A Lot! And Not Pecks On The Cheek Or Lips - Although There's Some Of That, Too - But Full-on, Farcical Lip Locks. My Poor Husband. He Definitely Wasn't Prepared For As Much Smooching As There Is.

I Also Feel Like Motherhood, Especially, Is Seen Usually In Movies With This Saintly Veil Over It. There's Something About Tipping That And Showing What's Actually Going On. Or The Wish Fulfillment Of Probably Most Moms, Which Is Really Exciting. It's An Area That's Unexplored.

I've Learned Just How Much Capacity For Love A Heart Has. You Can't Believe It. I Couldn't Believe After Having My First That I Could Ever Love Anything As Much As Him. And Then When I Had My Daughter - Your Heart Just Expands. There's So Much Room In It. It's Been A Nuts, Chaotic Mess And I Love It.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.

People Want To Give Advice But Can't Take It Themselves.